Ponce de Leon -

Just like Ponce de Leon

I’ve traveled far and wide

When all is said and done

Have I enjoyed the ride?

You’re puttin' me on Is this the best it gets?

I haven’t jumped the ship

This trip’s not over yet

Everywhere I go

I see the world around me Growing small, moving faster

Will this be my disaster?

Everyone I know

Has counted up their losses

While I’m still climbing mountains

Tossing coins into fountains

Just like Ponce de Leon

I’m running out of time

I’ve conquered all my fears

I’ve suffered for my crimes

You’re leadin' me on It’s either sink or swim

And when I think I’m done

I’m ready to begin

Everyone I know

Has given up on daydreams

Socked away their possessions

Got enslaved to professions

Everywhere I go

I’m thirstin' for a chance

To show the world that I’m clever

So I might live forever

Just like Ponce de Leon

Everywhere I go

I see the world around me Growing small, moving faster

Will this be my disaster?

Everyone I know

Has counted up their losses

While I’m still climbing mountains

Tossing coins into fountains

Just like Ponce de Leon

End up at a rest home in south Florida