Heart Attack -

He was born in the Heartland

Raised on American Bandstand

Now you’ll find him

In the cutout rack

He was serious

As a heart attack

He never knew what hit him

I think I’m gonna dance now

She was an American beauty

The kind you find in the movies

Now cue the sound

And fade to black

She was serious as

A heart attack

She never knew what hit her

I think I’m gonna dance now

Break it down for me, fellas

I went on a seven day bender

The message said

'Return to sender'

It took a long time

To find my way back

I was serious as a heart attack

I never knew what hit me

I think I’m gonna dance now