I'm Special Ed - Special Ed

Yes, I’m back because I never did front

Everybody act like it’s that time of the month

Because you beef about this then you beef about that

With all of the beef, I get you think I would be fat

But, my metabolism rate goes quicker

'Cause I am a slim, trim, smooth city slicker

I don’t perpetrate to be the great or royal

Just shake the hands and the fans stay loyal

I got the cash, but money ain’t nothin'

Yo, come here, baby, and let me unbutton your button

Stop frontin' 'cause I want you, I do

Then get your friend 'cause I want her too

Is it possible?

Do you think that we could swing it?

If you like the song, come along and sing it

Appreciate the music, that is what it’s here for

Therefore, come on, everybody cheer for

The super technological, extracurricular

Adjacent right angles are also perpendicular

I could teach you from what I know in my head

I’m Special Ed

(«I'm Special Ed, my DJ’s name is Akshun») *scratched*

Get your microphone check, 1, 2, and I say to you

How many records do I have to play to you

For you to realize who is the pro in this profession?

'Cause I speak and seek for self-progression

Look at what’s happening, I’m not rappin'

I’m just statin' what I’m creatin'

Vocals and percussion, rushin'

Blood to your head which causes flushin'

Your face is pink and getting red

Now you’ve got the curse of a verse of a

Special Ed rhyme, 'cause I’m on

So turn up the juice 'cause I’ma get loose, word is bond

Chumps try to pose to flex

But I can kick a rhyme battle, break your nose the next

But I don’t wanna hurt you or beat you

But, try to diss and I’ll dismiss and defeat you

'Cause that’s a game that I do not play

No, I wasn’t brought up or taught that way

So don’t try to tell me what I know already

Plus you don’t know me so don’t call me Eddie

It’s Special, so get it in your head

Especially when the Special is me

'Cause I’m Special Ed

(«I'm Special Ed, my DJ’s name is Akshun») *scratched*

And ya don’t stop because I just won’t let you do it

I know you bit my rhyme because I saw you start to chew it

Just like some, gum, Bubble Yum

Go ahead, 'cause I’m Special Ed and I’m ready

They used to call me Crazy Eddie

Because I couldn’t be beat nor overtaken

Years have gone by and I am still making

More and more, and just like a store, it sells

Like she sells seashells, down by the seashore

But I won’t preach about a beach, I just came to reach

And take your mind, kinda like a reminder

Don’t you remember who is the finder or who was the founder?

I was around a long time ago but now you know

And knowing is half the battle

But understanding is the other, go ask your mother if you don’t

And if don’t then you won’t

Why stay hidden in the dark?

Because you might get bitten, forget the bark

'Cause yo, I just rush and bust a rhyme that could splatter

'Cause it doesn’t matter

I could bust another or the other instead

'Cause I’m Special Ed

(«I'm Special Ed, my DJ’s name is Akshun») *scratched*