Words For Nerds -

Hm, what’s this?

A eighty gigawatt hard driver

Uh, an LSD monitor

Five one two MB, oh

It’s a computer

Excuse me, sir

I’m looking for a word processor

I want to be able to control page breaks

And cut, copy and paste

Change the preset tab stops

Oh, yeah, and create bookmarks

Do you have anything like that, sir?

My webpage address is

WWW dot ink do spastic dot

Slash dot net dot com, um, org?

Okay, heh

You want me to back up both fixed hard drives?

Heh, hard

Reconfigure your dot matrix?

Heh

Is that something like my bed matrix?

Ooh

Then install DOS thirty over your XP

ABC, heh, IOE, heh, one two three, IOU, uh, oh, wait