I Predict - Sparks

You’re gonna take a walk in the rain

And you’re gonna get wet

I predict

You’re gonna eat a bowl of chow mein

And be hungry real soon

I predict

Are my sources correct?

I predict

They’re gonna find the Queen is a man

But that Philip don’t care

I predict

Lassie will prove that Elvis and her

Had a fleeting affair

I predict

Are my sources correct?

Are my sources correct?

Yes, I know they’re correct

I predict

Men, if you say your prayers

You’ll never lose your hair

L.A. is safe

Ain’t gonna quake

Ain’t gonna quake, I predict

And somebody’s gonna die

But I can’t reveal who

Cold beer will cure a cold

Cold beer and pretzels takes care of cancer

Moscow will march to France

They’ll do the Can-Can dance

Don’t worry, it’ll work out

Maxim’s will throw them out

They’re gonna stop Saturday night

So you better have fun now

I predict

They’re gonna stop having the sun

So you better get tan now

And this song will fade out

Yes, this song will fade out

And this song will fade out

I predict

And this song will fade out

Yes, this song will fade out

And this song will fade out

I predict

And this song will fade out

Yes, this song will fade out

And this song will fade out

I predict

And this song will fade out

Yes, this song will fade out

And this song will fade out

I predict

And this song will fade out

Yes, this song will fade out

And this song will fade out

And this song will fade out

Yes, this song will fade out

And this song will fade out