Major Pager - Space

Mister Major’s got a pager

Because he sells E’s

To the Russians

Who crush and snort them

But they never seem to sneeze

I need no answers to my questions

Oh Mr Major’s old and greyer

Than he’s ever been

He lied to us all

And took a big fat wager

But now he hasn’t got a bean

I need no answers to my questions

And I need no questions to my an-answers

Now Felix the cat is on his back

Oh Felix the cat what a twat

So who needs Columbo

He’s just got off a slow boat

From China or somewhere like that

I need no answers to my questions

And I need no questions to my an-answers

I need no answers to my questions

And I need no questions to my an-answers