Ye Olde Folke Twatte - Snuff

I used to have a skateboard, but I couldn’t proper gnarly

Away, haul away, haul away Joe

Then I had a Vespa — That thing blew up down College Road

Away, haul away, haul away Joe

Away, haul away, haul away — Walk me through the car wash

Away, haul away, haul away Joe

Away, haul away, haul away — Think I’ve lost me marbles

Away, haul away, haul away Joe

I used to have a Bedford van, that got nicked one winter’s night

Away, haul away, haul away Joe

Then I had a Renault — Turned out it was a piece of shite

Away, haul away, haul away Joe

Louis was the King of France, before the Revolution

Away, haul away, haul away Joe

Then he had his head chopped off — It spoiled his constitution

Away, haul away, haul away Joe