Drunk On A Bike - SNFU

It happened so fast

He didn’t have time to think

Or maybe he had too much

A bit too much to drink

When he went riding off

Into the bright sunshine

It turned out to be

The lights of a car

Can somebody help me please?

Scrape this man up off the road

Can somebody help me please?

I cannot do it on my own

As the police

Were scarping him off the fender

A friend of his said

That he had been on a bender

And that he had a huge fight

Yeah, he had a fight with his wife

Then he got pissed off

Then rode off on his bike

He was drunk

He was drunk on a bike