Costume Trunk - SNFU

Running away to join the circus

Every little boy’s dream

When he got there, he discovered

That circus life isn’t all it seems

The bearded lady was a bitch

The clown was a drunk

The strongman was a queer

Kept a dress in the costume trunk

As he got older

He found himself a shoulder belonging

To the big man

Wearing black high heels

Now that they are a couple

They often dance the shuffle

In fact, they led the parade last year

The bearded lady had three tits

The clown was well hung

The strongman drank twelve beers

Then puked in the costume trunk