Captain Insane-O - Slimfit

I’ve been sitting on my couch for infinity straight hours

With dirty dishes in the sink that are slowly building towers

My clothes are on the floor, can’t be sure if they are clean

My bathroom sink is turning a rather nasty shade of green

And it’s hard to look ahead, when I’m always looking down

I just hope that I’ll love something as much as wrestling and the Cleveland

Browns

Buying frozen sushi from the wal-mart, not exactly gourmet

This marks 5 straight years that I have skipped out on leg day

I should take care of my body, achieve a healthier state

But it’s hard when taco bell and mangoritas taste so great

My feet smell unbearable from rarely wearing socks

My pants all have holes, they’re ripping at the crotch