What I Learned - Slapstick

Do you want to know what I learned at school today

Don’t open your mouth

Don’t open your mind

Don’t open your heart to any girl who wants to come inside

Look out for yourself

Just don’t be yourself

Won’t you try to look and act like everyone else

No I didn’t like school today

Do you wanna know what I learned at work today

How to be a racist

How to be a sexist

How to be unfair towards your fellow man and accept this

How to know right from wrong

And use your conscience

And still manage to get confused in the process

No I didn’t like work today

I don’t believe in anything no I don’t believe in anything

No I don’t believe in anything no I don’t believe in anything at all