Formula Guy - Size 14

I’m not an open-minded guy

And I won’t even try to pretend I am

I love top 40 radio

The only way to go if you’re a love song fan

Oh if it’s underground and cool

I get so confused

That’s why I’m a formula guy

I watch generic movies too

I’ll make a bet with you there’s a happy end

Good stuff like Karate Kid

I knew that he would win and I like that

Oh if it’s groundbreaking and new

I get so confused

That’s why I’m a formula guy

I’m a formula guy

I’m a formula guy

I’m a formula guy

I drink rated G beer

I’ll make it very clear that’s what I like

If I can’t pronounce the name

I think it’s really lame and it’s just not right

Oh if there’s no twist-off cap to unscrew

I don’t know what to do

That’s why I’m a formula

That’s why I’m a formula

That’s why I’m a formula guy