Sing The Noises -

I’ve been working on my thesis

19 hours a day …

I’ve been working on my thesis

Wasting all my youth away …

I hear my committee mumbling

questions large and small

Can’t you hear them all a-shouting

«Publish by the fall!»

Data won’t you show

Data won’t you show

Data won’t you show something new-ew-ew

Data won’t you show

Data won’t you show

Data won’t you show something new.

Someone’s been fiddling with my data

Someone’s been feeling pretty blue-oo-oo

Someone’s been playing with the numbers

Now they show something new!

Fee-fie fiddle away

Fee-fie fudge fudge fay

Fee-fie twiddle tweak twee

I’ll get my Ph.D.

… author unknown