Computer Geek - Sicko

The time has come to talk about the place I work

My name’s Ean and I’m a computer dork

I’m not as smart as Jon Von Zelowitz

But I have a good time playing this techno weenie gig

I answer questions that come as phone calls

Features, drivers, upgrades and net installs

And once I had to despite my total shock

Tell some guy just how to use a number lock

He didn’t know how to use a number lock

We’re a bunch of computer dorks

And that’s the way we wanna be

Just having fun but getting paid for work

I must be a computer geek

We go home and play on the internet

Email, ftp, and the world wide web

Friday night I hang out with all my friends

We go surfin' out on the internet

You’ll find me surfin' out on the internet