Girlfriend - Shy Nobleman

I’ve fallen in love, and i’m 29

It’s all I could ask for, should have been wonderful wonderful for me

Back from New York, moved into her place

She gave me ice- cream, it felt really nice

Now im so fat, I feel terrible about my looks

I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend

But i’m still lost inside

During high school, I hated all the girls in my class

They were so nasty, I thought I was gay

Things did not change, I was miserable till the day she found me

«Girlfriends are not easy to find» said my mother

«Girlfriends are not easy to find» said my father

«Especially the pretty ones»

My grandma laughed at me, laughed at me, laughed at me

I had a girlfriend…