Weγçöre All Killaz - Shock G

Then I start watering the flowers

And I do it in that order

'Cause my dick been in my pants ever since I took a shower (Haha!)

People into Jesus wear crosses 'round they neck (Yup!)

People into Pac floss Techs

I’m into my man from «The Green Mile» I declare

So 'round my neck I wear an electric chair (Word!)

Fast food fish, they always say it’s cod

That’s odd, how do we know it ain’t tuna?

How do we know it ain’t gefilte fish?

How do we know the cook didn’t rub his balls in the dish?!

We’re all killers, deep inside (Uhuh!)

I caught you smiling, I like your kid side (Hahahahaha!)

We all know who’s down, you can’t hide (Ahaha!)

You’re such a tough guy, you can’t dance

What does a woman’s asshole do while she’s getting ate out?

He’s usually passed out on the couch

Drunk, with the TV on, laid out

Uh, he didn’t hear me pull the gate out

Speakin' of assholes, here’s a question:

If we need a license to drive or go fishing

How come to start a family all you need is a dick?

And how come they keep taking so much out of my check?

Heck!

What is it all coming to?

How come we got Adam’s apples?

(That's right!)

I like that «pop» sound when you open up a Snapple

(That's hecka fresh!)

Why you pluck your eyebrows?

I’m curious

Why you actin' all serious?

Is it really that bad or is it just your period?

(That's on the hook, mayne!)

What’s up, Pee Wee?

We’re all killers, deep inside

I caught you smiling, (Uhuh!) I like your kid side (Hot damn!)

We all know who’s down, you can’t hide

You’re so intelligent, you can’t dance

Where the bathroom at?

Oh shit, there’s a line

Hurry up, dickhead, make up your mind!

What’s it gonna be: fart, shit, piss or go blind?

Whatever it is, DO IT, so I can do mine!

When talk shows take a break, why they keep talkin'?

Better yet, what they talking 'bout?

What’s the difference in cellulite and gout?

Spicy foods burn your bootyhole when they come out (Uhuh!)

Give a man a fish, you’ve fed him for a day, right?

Teach him how to fish, you’ve fed him for a lifetime

But if he SPITS in your fish (What?!)

Wrap your fishing rod around his motherfucking neck!

(Oh, shit!)

Astronomers discovered another galaxy the other day

And this is what they had to say:

«We're happy 'cause it’s only a million light-years away»

What?!

We all know who’s down, you can’t hide

I caught you smiling, I like your kid side

We’re all killers (we're all killaz) deep inside

You’re such a rich man, you can’t dance

Okay, a sign in the park said «America is beautiful, Don’t litter»

But the sign was litter!

Red, white and blue with the green trees behind it?

Why can’t we put some shit that matches the environment?

Who be buying all them Lenny CD’s, I don’t get it

I liked it when Jimi did it

Speaking of CD’s, can you see deez?

(What?) DEEZ!

(You got me!)

Well, if it’s frizzy and it’s dirty, why do you need a scrunchie?

(Uhuh!)

Now it’s that and it’s ugly

Yeah, that’s it, pack it all up against your scalp

At least if it was free it could air the hell out

Take that butterfly clip, and let it fly, to hell

You ain’t a pony, why in the hell you need a ponytail?

«It shows more of my face,» she said

No, it shows more of your ear and your big head!

We’re all guilty, deep inside

But I caught you smiling, (Heeheehee!) I like your kid side

(You better get down!)

We all know who’s down, (Get on down!) you can’t hide

(Come on and get down!)

You’re such a pretty boy, (Get on down!) you can’t dance

That’s on the hook, mayne, on the hook!

On the chain, hecker fresh, hot damn, slammin'

Chill def!

Deffer than heck!

Hahah!

You better get down, buddy!

Whoo!

We in the zone now, we in the zone

I wash my hands before I touch my John

Party time and party time is summer time

And winter time is party time and party time is summer time

We’re all innocent (Uhuh!) deep inside

But you’re so clean-cut, you can’t dance

(What the hell is goin' on?)

We all know who’s down, you can’t hide

Come on and dance with us, now’s your chance

Winter time is party time

How come the free refill always comes with a large

It needs to come with a small

I ain’t snowboarding, I’ma fall

Who do you see when you got a red bump on your ball?

What kind of mother is jealous of her own daughter?

Why can’t the person who brought the water take my order?

Half of New York lives in Florida (Uhuh!)

Hmhm

You can lead a horse to water, and I think

Maybe you can even make it drink

BUT I BET YOU CAN’T SHOVE HOT BUTTER UP A LION’S ASS!

Hahahahah

You better get down, get on down

Come on and get down, get on down

Don’t try to act down, act like you’re down

You need to be down, be down

And winter time is party time

And party time is summer time

The winter time is party time and party time is

Why?

Why?

You better get down

Why?

Get on down

Don’t try to act down

BE down

We know

We know