The Worst - Shit And Shine

Honestly your the worst voice I’ve ever heard in my life

The worst?

Yeah honestly

Honestly your the worst voice I’ve ever heard in my life

The worst?

Yeah honestly

Are you just saying that to get on my nerves or are you totally serious?

Because something is telling me that your saying this to annoy me

What made you audition for this competition?

All my friends told me that I was an awesome singer

What Mary you can’t sing a note

I mean not only you cannot sing a note in tune

You have one of the weirdest voices I’ve ever heard in my life

Well weirdness is originality too

Well yes good point

Well you know at least I’m not gonna walk out of here crying like some people do

No I don’t want you to Mary

I’m gon walk out here and be like hey whatever

Yes

Would you like me to sing like myself?

I have a ton of different voices

Well what are those?

You don’t want to hear them

You have a lot of voices ha?

In you head

Are they talking all the time?

Yeah I think so

What are they saying now?

They’re saying I didn’t know the judges of American Idol

Would actually think I was terrible

They’re also saying Mark McGrath is a hottie

They’re also saying ah

All y’all look different in person

I pictured you to be bigger

Your prettier than I thought you were

You look thinner than I though you were

The soundtrack to this section I think it should be violin music

Yeah honestly

Honestly your the worst voice I’ve ever heard in my life

The worst?

Yeah honestly

Are you just saying that to get on my nerves or are you totally serious?

Because something is telling me that your saying this to annoy me

What made you audition for this competition?

All my friends told me that I was an awesome singer

What Mary you can’t sing a note

I mean not only you cannot sing a note in tune

You have one of the weirdest voices I’ve ever heard in my life

Are you just saying that to get on my nerves or are you totally serious?

Because something is telling me that your saying this to annoy me

What made you audition for this competition?

All my friends told me that I was an awesome singer

What Mary you can’t sing a note I mean

Honestly your the worst voice I’ve ever heard in my life

The worst?

Honestly your the worst voice I’ve ever heard in my life

The worst?

Are you just saying that to get on my nerves or are you totally serious?

Because something is telling me that your saying this to annoy me

What made you audition for this competition?

All my friends told me that I was an awesome singer

What Mary you can’t sing a note

I mean not only you cannot sing a note in tune

You have one of the weirdest voices I’ve ever heard in my life

Well weirdness is originality too

Well yes good point

Well you know at least I’m not gonna walk out of here crying like some people do

No I don’t want you to Mary

I’m gon walk out here and be like hey whatever

Yes

Would you like me to sing like myself?

I have a ton of different voices

Right what are those?

You don’t want to hear them

You have a lot of voices ha?

In you head

Are they talking all the time?

Yeah I think so

What are they saying now?

They’re saying I didn’t know the judges of American Idol

Would actually think I was terrible

They’re also saying Mark McGrath is a hottie

They’re also saying ah

All y’all look different in person

I pictured you to be bigger

You’re prettier than I thought you were

You look thinner than I though you were

The soundtrack to this section I think it should be violin music

Mary I think we’re just gonna say no

And wish you lots of luck at beauty school

Yeah definitely

You seriously think I’m one of the worst singers you’ve ever heard

I actually do Mary yeah

Thank you Mary

I really though I was gonna make it to Hollywood

And I

Honestly your the worst voice I’ve ever heard in my life