Mary's Sofa - Sham 69

Mary said come over and you can be my lover

It could be all a wind up, I’ll have to make my mind up

But if you hurry up you won’t see my mother

It could be just a wind up, I’ll have to make my mind up

She said come on over and sit on Mary’s sofa

I know she said come over and sit upon my sofa

It could be just a wind up, I’ll have to make my mind up

Her mum’s gone down the offie

There’s only time for coffee

I’ll have to make my mind up, it could be just a wind up

But she said come on over and sit on Mary’s sofa

Mary’s mum’s on holiday

She’s not coming back what can I say

Mary’s mum’s on holiday

She’s not coming back it’s Saturday

I sat upon a sofa and moved my leg to show her

It could be all a wind up, I wish she’d make her mind up

Better wear a condom

I said I haven’t got one

She said you’re just a wind up

All I wanted was a bunk up

She said come on over and sit on Mary’s sofa

Mary’s mum’s on holiday