Aibohphobia - Shakey Graves

I met her at the chocolate shop

She was shopping for chocolate

Spoke very little but said a lot

Oh, she had the nicest car in the parking lot

Her dad’s a ten, mom’s a cop

I could say more but I’d rather not

Sounds coming from the woods

I ran into her at the bakery

Twice a day, too much for me

I went inside to find a scone

When in walked Madam Palindrome

Mum’s the word, dad’s a nun

She plays games, she’s no fun

Race car, kayak, nurses run

I have aibohphobia

Last I heard, she made the news

Entertaining all the troops

Aboard the SS Guru Rug

She sounded nice and she was all dressed up

But a Toyota’s a Toyota

She ain’t much, but that’s enough

Her eyes are pearls and her skin is tough

Is there anybody home

Is there Madam Palindrome

Race car, kayak, nurses run

I have aibohphobia

I have aibohphobia

I have aibohphobia

Sounds coming from the woods

Oh, sound’s coming from the woods

Ooh

Are we not drawn onward, we few

Drawn onward to new era

Madam Palindrome

Madam Palindrome

Madam Palindrome

Madam Palindrome