Tiger King - Seth Sentry

Super Cool Tree House: Episode One

Whoop

Hello, good morning

Welcome y’all to the show, I’m Joe Exotic

I strapped a dynamite stick to my last Rolex before I shot it

Bro, I’m just killing time, you know I got it

I’m just feeling fine and smoking chronic, yeah

My weed clouds have got a silver lining

I got leopards in my pen, so try connect the dots

'Cause every metaphor has got a fucking set of claws, but

Rest assured I got some albums in the record stores

I saw a tiger and the tiger saw the best there was

I’m kind of busy putting sequins on my leather shorts

So grab a slice of pizza from the dumpster, I got extra sauce

Heard a rumour that Doc Antle just got cancelled

In an odd scandal with hot candles and mop handles

Do not gamble with the rest, you want the real guy

Airing once a week on the internet worldwide

«Where does your TV show air?»

«On the internet worldwide»

«we're gonna make okay?»

«Woo»

Okay

Leather chaps, dyed mullet and a silk shirt, woo!

Making paper, Tiger, like I’m Bill Burr, woo!

Fuck Carroll Baskin, what a real jerk

Tryna dig dirt up on your man but, yo, she killed hers

Well try pissing someone else off

'Fore I go and put a bunch of snakes inside your mailbox

Sold a couple tiger cubs so I could post the bail bond

Spent some time in jail, dopest hair inside the cell block

I’ll pull up like a bull inside of China store

Shoot a bunch of dynamite so I can watch the fireball

I’ve been playing Tekken lately just so I can fight the law

This guy is the only other Tiger King that I support

But rap is not as dangerous as this job

Here you try to touch the bars and get your arms ripped off

So now I gotta go and tell the people in the gift shop

But first I need to change into my bomber jacket, drip God

«Ladies and gentleman, before you hear it on the news I’m going to tell myself.

About an hour ago we had an incident where one of the employees stuck their

arm through the cage and a tiger tore her arm off.

I can give you your money

back or I can give you a rain check.»