Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are - Seth MacFarlane

Columbus had more chance than me

When he set sail to cross the sea

At least he thought he knew what he was doing

And I’m in search of something too

Exactly what, I wish I knew

Yes, I pursue

But who am I pursuing

Chances are that I won’t find a bride

But it won’t be because I haven’t tried

Come out, come out

Wherever you are

I know, I know you’re not very far

How I wish you’d hurry

Cos I’m inclined to worry

These arms of mine are open

Hopin' you’ll appear

Come out, com out

Wherever you ar

Come out, come out

From under that star

Yes, and incidentally, mentally

I’m not up to par

So come out, come out, come out

Wherever you are