Napoleone - Sergio Endrigo

(Napoleone Bonaparte nacque ad Ajaccio il 15 agosto del 1769

Il 22 ottobre del 1784 lasciò la scuola militare di Briennes

Con il grado di cadetto.

Nel settembre del 1785 fu promosso

Sottotenente.

Nel 1793 fu promosso generale, nel 1799 promosso

Primo console, nel 1804 si promosse imperatore.

Nel 1805 si promosse

Re d’Italia.

E chi non ricorderà tutte queste date, sarà bocciato!)

C’era una volta un imperatore, si chiamava Napoleone

E quando non aveva torto, di sicuro aveva ragione… Napoleone

Napoleone era fatto così

Se diceva di no, non diceva di sì

Quando andava di là, non veniva di qua

Se saliva lassù, non scendeva quaggiù

Se correva in landò, non faceva il caffè

Se mangiava un bigné, non contava per tre

Se diceva di no, non diceva di sì

Napoleone andava a cavallo e la gente lo stava a vedere

E quando non andava a piedi, era proprio un cavaliere… Napoleone!

Napoleone era fatto così:

Se diceva di no, non diceva di sì

Quando andava di là, non veniva di qua

Se cascava di lì, non cascava di qui

Se faceva popò, non diceva però

Quando apriva l’oblò, non chiudeva il comò

Se diceva di sì, non diceva di no

Di tutti gli uomini della terra, Napoleone era il più potente

E quando aveva la bocca chiusa, non diceva proprio niente… Napoleone!

Napoleone era fatto così:

Se diceva di no, non diceva di sì

Quando andava di là, non veniva di qua

Se saliva lassù, non scendeva quaggiù

Se correva in landò, non faceva il caffè

Se mangiava un bigné, non contava per tre

Se faceva pipì, non faceva popò

Anche lui come te, anche lui come me:

Se diceva di no, non diceva di sì

(Napoleon Bonaparte was born in Ajaccio on August 15, 1769

On 22 October 1784 he left the military school of Briennes

With the rank of cadet.

In September 1785 he was promoted

Lieutenant.

In 1793 he was promoted to general, promoted in 1799

First consul, in 1804 he promoted himself to emperor.

In 1805 he promoted himself

King of Italy.

And who does not remember all these dates, will be rejected!)

Once upon a time there was an emperor, his name was Napoleon

And when he wasn't wrong, he sure was right ... Napoleon

Napoleon was like that

If he said no, he didn't say yes

When he went there, he didn't come this way

If he went up there, he didn't go down here

If he ran in landau, he didn't make coffee

If he ate a cupcake, he didn't count for three

If he said no, he didn't say yes

Napoleon went on horseback and people watched him

And when he didn't walk, he was just a knight… Napoleon!

Napoleon was like this:

If he said no, he didn't say yes

When he went there, he didn't come this way

If he fell from there, he didn't fall from here

If he pooed, he didn't say though

When he opened the porthole, he did not close the dresser

If he said yes, he didn't say no

Of all the men on earth, Napoleon was the most powerful

And when he had his mouth shut, he didn't say anything at all ... Napoleon!

Napoleon was like this:

If he said no, he didn't say yes

When he went there, he didn't come this way

If he went up there, he didn't go down here

If he ran in landau, he didn't make coffee

If he ate a cupcake, he didn't count for three

If he peed, he didn't poop

He too like you, he too like me:

If he said no, he didn't say yes