Rap Battle 2 - Vlad Munteanu

Io, The Wampers au venit sa-si lase urma

Facem sketch-uri, scurtmetraje, nu suntem la fel ca turma

Avem idei la kilogram si facem asta de doi ani

Suntem atenti la calitate, nu cu ochii dupa bani

Tu, Selly, le stii bine pentru varsta ta

Dar clipurile tale atrag doar pentru ca stii a injura

N-au valoare, n-au un scop

Tot ce faci tu e un mare c**at

Si acum vad c-ai uitat de cei care te-au ridicat

Selly:

Salut, eu sunt Selly, cel care v-a cam dat rekt

La 14 ani fac clipuri pe absolut orice subiect

Am tot viitoru' in fata si n-am nimic de pierdut

Nu va convine ca m-ati ridicat si acum v-am intrecut

Cica content de calitate, pana nu v-am spus eu nu stiati

Ce e aia calitate sau cum sa o promovati

Spuneti ca m-ati ridicat, dar cat de usor uitati

Ca vara asta v-am adus vreo 7 mii de abonati

Ce-a fost a fost, Marius, dar degeaba cu c**at arunci

Ca nu voi m-ati adus aici, ci faptu' c-am muncit pe branci

Cand voi luati pauze Non-Stop si nu mai postati deloc

Eu trageam tare ca s-ajung sus, ca s-ajung in TOP

Mihai

Eu fac ce-mi place si asa-mi place sa fie

Cand te prosteti c-un crocodil la Marius in sufragerie

Canalul meu prezinta serii si vlog-uri cu scenariu, frate

La voi succesu-nseamna un spray si manele de calitate?

The Wampers:

Baaaa, esti un pust RR-it de 13 ani

Te crezi matur, desi faci YouTube numai pentru bani

N-ai o valoare reala, noi ne pisam pe tot ce crezi

Daca nu eram noi, tu nu erai, si acuma comentezi?

In 2013 erai un copil tampit ce sta in casa

Acum ai prins, tupeu dar ai calitate si mai proasta

Te-ai schimbat de atatea ori si faci clipuri pentru handicapati

Si o sa mori fara idei, cu canalu' tau ramas fara abonati

Selly:

Cum p**a mea poti sa spui asa ceva?

Cand am calitate mai inalta, tot eu fac YouTube pentru bani?

Voi de-abia va reveniti, iar eu am view-uri, like-uri, fani

Voi profitati pe spatele meu iar dupa imi sunteti dusmani?

The Wampers:

Tu nu ai fani, doar fetite obsedate de 11 ani

Nu esti vlogger de succes ca esti lacom dupa bani

Dupa profit si statistici cu numere mari

Te-am cunoscut si ti-am cunoscut abonatii prepurbertari

Oh, The Wampers have come to leave their mark

We make sketches, short films, we are not like the herd

We have ideas per kilogram and we have been doing this for two years

We pay attention to quality, not looking for money

You, Selly, know them well for your age

But your videos are appealing just because you know how to swear

They have no value, they have no purpose

Everything you do is a big deal

And now I see you forgot about those who raised you

Selly:

Hi, I'm Selly, the one who gave you the rectum

At the age of 14, I make videos on absolutely any subject

I still have the future ahead of me and I have nothing to lose

It doesn't suit you that you picked me up and now I'm overtaking you

Cica quality content, until I told you I did not know

What is that quality or how to promote it

Say you picked me up, but how easily you forget

Like this summer, we brought you about 7,000 subscribers

What happened was, Marius, but in vain

That you didn't bring me here, but the fact that I worked hard

When you take Non-Stop breaks and stop posting at all

I was shooting hard to get to the top, to get to the TOP

mihait

I do what I like and that's how I like it to be

When you fool around with a crocodile at Marius's in the living room

My channel features scripted series and vlogs, bro

Does success with you mean a quality spray and manele?

The Wampers:

Baaaa, you're a 13-year-old RR-it kid

You think you're mature, even though you only do YouTube for money

You have no real value, we piss on everything you think

If it weren't for us, you wouldn't be, and now you're commenting?

In 2013 you were a stupid child living in the house

Now you've got it, darling, but you have even worse quality

You've changed so many times and you're making videos for the disabled

And you will die without ideas, with your channel running out of subscribers

Selly:

How the hell can you say that?

When I have higher quality, do I still make YouTube for money?

You're just coming back, and I have views, likes, fans

Do you take advantage of me and are you my enemy?

The Wampers:

You have no fans, only 11-year-old girls

You are not a successful vlogger because you are greedy for money

By profit and statistics with large numbers

I knew you and I knew your prepubertal subscribers