Better Than Aliens - Self

They married young, she became a widow

And for all of her bingo friends, ditto

She succumbed to ordinary jive, and was miserable

Tired of waiting for her ship and captain

Too afraid that the prior would happen

Fell in love with an ordinary guy, who was dressed in drag

Your love’s better than aliens tonight

Your love’s better than aliens tonight

Your love’s better than aliens tonight

Your love’s better than anything that I like a lot

How can you bury your head so deep in the bed?

(And pillowcase?)

Girl, there’s no oxygen

Shortly after, the waves came crashing in

She moved on to find bigger fish to swim with

In the lonely, lonely November night

She was abducted on sight, based on her principles

Your love’s better than aliens tonight

Your love’s better than aliens tonight

Your love’s better than aliens tonight

Your love’s better than everything that I like