Twinkie Warfare - Screeching Weasel

You’ll get your riboflavin

Any way that you can

6 Ho-ho's in your mouth

And 8 Ding-dongs in your hand

When you slip into a peaceful

Nighttime snooze

Be sure to lock the door so the

Twinkies won’t get you

They’re coming after you

They’re getting back at you

Twinkie warfare

You left a Twinkie on the counter

On a rainy Friday night

It mutated and it touched you and

Ripped out both of your eyes

Your junk food ain’t taking

Anymore bites from you

Maybe learn a lesson and eat

Some real food

They’re coming after you

They’re getting back at you

Twinkie warfare

12 more Ho-ho's an

Ice cream bar a full size

Nestle Crunch

Chips Ahoy and Oreos and jam

With Hawaiian Punch

Why do you think we look the

Way we do?

Punk rock junk food junkies

Were the Weasel crew

They’re coming after you

They’re getting back at you

Twinkie warfare