I Hate Old Folks - Screeching Weasel

I hate old folks yes I do

I wish they’d go away

They think the world should owe them something

Because their hair is gray

They fart and wheeze and read a lot

And they watch things on T. V

They walk with canes and crippled brains

They can barely even see

I hate old folks yes I do

Their lives have all turned stale

If I was king of America

I’d throw them all in jail

They always call you Sonny

And they pinch you on the cheek

They’re always making dumb remarks

Like «You've grown like a weed!»

They think they’re just so fucking smart

'cause they’ve lived for 80 years

They’re always whining about their hearts

And they shout 'cause they can’t hear

I hate old folks yes I do

Their lives have all turned stale

If I was king of America

I’d throw them all in jail