Gotta Girlfriend - Screeching Weasel

I don’t have a social life and she don’t care.

I like staying home at night and she don’t care.

Maybe the other kids won’t point and laugh no more

Gotta gotta gotta girlfriend.

We can stay in bed all day and she don’t care,

Or catch a movie at the lake and she don’t care.

Maybe my mom will stop asking me if I’m gay

Gotta gotta gotta girlfriend.