California Sucks - Screeching Weasel

California Sucks

California sucks it’s worse than old New York

Filled with scum + wealthy worms + stupid surfing dorks

Hot tubs and Jacuzzi’s and swaying green palm trees

Rockstars, assholes, sleazy broads + smog that makes you sneeze

California sucks!

California sucks the people there are fake

They can buy their plastic lives with all the cash they make

California movie stars strung out on sleeping pills

No — I’ve never been there and you can bet I never will

California sucks — Just look who you’ve produced

Ronald Reagan, Jerry Brown and Countless other fools

West coast sun-tanned morons — You don’t know how to think

I can’t wait til your state erodes and you fall into the drink