99 - Screeching Weasel

I think about you every minute

Of just about every other day

It’s funny, but the TV doesn’t seem

To make my thoughts about you go away

Every time I think of you

I start to follow clues

Can’t call you from my shoe

The bathtub girls I see on bikes in Lakeview

All look too much like you and 99

I got a job to do

But I can’t concentrate anything else at this time

I know I should be gettin' smart

But since we’ve been apart

Can’t even count as high as 99

Don’t tell me you’re a double agent

I ask you not to tell me that

I’d join you in a New York minute

'Cause you’re so rad, and that’s a fact

When you left me, things were Kaotic

And I think I almost lost CONTROL

But now I am a little less psychotic

And my mission’s not impossible

I will find another girl like 99

You know the world is full of 99's

But I’ll remember you