Double Act - Scouting For Girls

Chips and beans, strawberries and cream

Torvill and Dean, know what I mean

They go so well together

Wooster and Jeeves, red wine and cheese

The two Ronnies, four candles please

Stay with me forever

The birds and bees, Adam and Eve

Adam and Steve and Eve and Eve

As long as we’re all together

There’s been Itchy, there’s been Scratchy

There’s even Sting and Shaggy

So lets make a legally binding pact

That we stick together and not look back

I know we can get this one back on track

'Cause we make a damn good double act

Yeah, we make a damn good double act

Queen and Bowie, Tenacious D

Dick Dastardly and his mutt Muttley

They’ll be friends forever

Homer and Bart, Wayne and Garth

Little and large, they made me laugh

Just like birds of a feather

Pam and Tommy, Tom and Jerry

Ben and Jerry’s cookie dough cream

It’s, oh, so good together

Where there’s Mulder there was Skully

Where there’s Cher there was Sonny

So lets make a legally binding pact

That we stick together and not look back

I know we can get this one back on track

'Cause we make a damn good double act

Yeah, we make a damn good double act

When Harry met Sally

When Noah wrote to Ally

When Danny danced with Sandy

Megan and Prince Harry

They won’t be, and not slightly as good as you and me could be

Maybe so, so lets make a legally binding pact

That we stick together and not look back

I know we can get this one back on track

'Cause we make a damn good double act

Yeah, we make a damn good double act