Sad Song - Scotty Sire

Alright there’s something truly

Magnificent about being sad and that is that

Everyone can be sad, some people are sad sometimes

Other people are sad all the time

And this is just a song about being sad

Whoopdie-doo, let’s get to it, haha

I’ve got a problem, I’m always so sad

The littlest things get me pissed off or mad

My life’s pretty good, no I don’t have it bad

So it’s hard to explain all these feelings I have

I’m just a baby I think that explains it

I burnt up my toast got so sad that I fainted

I played a great song on repeat, now I hate it

And nobody likes this picture I painted

My only messages come from my mommy

I spend my life feeling like nobody wants me

You’re kinda cute but your friend is a hottie

His shiny white teeth and his muscular body

I wear a cool outfit and try to look edgy

My underwear rides up and gives me a wedgie

My pants are too tight, now I wish they were stretchy

Why do these small things always upset me?

Little things make me wanna cry sometimes

But that’s just life

It’ll be alright

If you’re really sad

Everything just turns out wrong

If you’re really sad

Let me hear you sing this song

If you’re really sad

Everything just turns out wrong

If you’re really sad

Let me hear you sing along

What’s a party?

I’ve never been

Well I went to one once, but I couldn’t get in

I bought a lottery ticket, but I didn’t win

So I bought two more and I lost again

My phone’s plugged in but it isn’t chargin'

I wake up in the morning lookin' like a Martian

I’m crying on the daily, you could call me Carson

Could you please shut the door if you’re gonna barge in

My shoes are too small and can’t fit my foot in

Went back to the mall and I stepped in some puddin'

I tried to return them, they said that I couldn’t

Here are some things that upset me that shouldn’t

My coffee’s too bitter, got stains on my shirt

I popped my balloon, and my dog is a jerk

I stepped in some gum then stepped in some poop

I feel like a hamster, I’m stuck in a loop

Little things make me wanna cry sometimes

But that’s just life

It’ll be alright

If you’re really sad

Everything just turns out wrong

If you’re really sad

Let me hear you sing this song

If you’re really sad (like really sad)

Everything just turns out wrong (I'm talking about everything!)

If you’re really sad (like really sad!)

Let me hear you sing along (sing it you idiot!)

If you’re really sad

Everything just turns out wrong

If you’re really sad

Let me hear you sing this song

If you’re really sad

Everything just turns out wrong

If you’re really sad

Let me hear you sing along

Thank you for listening, glad you could all hear this

But the song is over now, cause I’m all out of ly-

Alright this had to end on a bad note didn’t it?