David's Haunted House - Scotty Sire

David Dobrik on the walls

David Dobrik on the couch

This is David Dobrik’s haunted house

And if you’re scared, then you better get out

Flamethrower courtesy of Elon Musk

I’m not scared 'cause in Dave I trust

He’s a menace, the meanest, he comes off decent

His horrible pranks, so ingenious

You never get to pick if it’s trick or treat

He’ll give you ghost peppers instead of candy

But he gives great hugs at his meet and greet

He’s so cute, I could watch him eat

Duct taped to a wall, tennis ball to the balls

Tattoo 'David's Vlog' that’ll never come off

It’s a spooky situation every single day when you’re dealing with Dave

But hey, he might surprise you with a car

Or he might surprise you with tarantulas

When you reach in to his bag of tricks

You never know what you’re gonna get

So you turn the corner and it’s David

With his camera out, he says «boo!»

Hey Dave, how you doin', it’s good to see you too

I can scare any body, any time, or season (ha, ha)

I can scare any body, I don’t need a reason (ay, ay)

My name’s David, David Dobrik and this is my haunted house

So if you got a problem you should probably get out (peace)

I can scare any body, any time, or season (ha, ha)

I can scare any body, I don’t need a reason (ay, ay)

My name’s David, David Dobrik and this is my haunted house

So if you got a problem you should probably get out

I walk into a house with a blindfold on

When the camera flashes and the lights go on

Everybody starts screaming «what's goin' on?»

And I got a funny feelin' something might be wrong

And, oh shit, what the fuck was that?

I’m a grown ass man but a scaredy-cat

'Cause you can’t trust Dave when you can’t see

Somebody get help, where’s Natalie?

Please stop, I don’t wanna do this

Man, I’ll do anything, I’ll even drink my piss

Put the camera down, we could talk it out

If you wanna keep it up then I’m walkin' out

Here we go, I’m gettin' pulled back in

He’s got a way with words and a devilish grin

'Cause he gets what he wants, and he wants it all

And we’re all just pawns at his beck and call

But it’s kinda scary, though

I would do anything just to be in a video

Pretend to smoke dope, do coke, no joke, there’s no hope, uh

He’s like a puppet-master puppeteering everything I do

Oh, what’s that David?

Yeah, I’ll do that for you

Huh, you want a back-rub too?

I can scare any body, any time, or season (ha, ha)

I can scare any body, I don’t need a reason (ay, ay)

My name’s David, David Dobrik and this is my haunted house

So if you got a problem you should probably get out (peace)

I can scare any body, any time, or season (ha, ha)

I can scare any body, I don’t need a reason (ay, ay)

My name’s David, David Dobrik and this is my haunted house

So if you got a problem you should probably get out

Listen up y’all, I’m sick of this shit

My name’s Zane, I’m hot, thick 'n fit

I’m a superstar, did you hear my last track?

Last time I sang, this time Imma rap

I dug my own grave when I linked with Dave

He’s a maniac, with crazy ways

He calls me up and I’m there

He seems kind, but beware

I love you kid, but I’m scared

His merch don’t come in sizes I wear

I’m fat, P-H-A-T

Everyone watchin' his videos just wants to see me

Name’s Zane, first letter 'Z'

Had to come in on a verse

'Cause too much Scotty

I can scare any body, any time, or season (ha, ha)

I can scare any body, I don’t need a reason (ay, ay)

My name’s David, David Dobrik and this is my haunted house

So if you got a problem you should probably get out (peace)

I can scare any body, any time, or season (ha, ha)

I can scare any body, I don’t need a reason (ay, ay)

My name’s David, David Dobrik and this is my haunted house

So if you got a problem you should probably get out

(David Dobrik, David Dobrik, David Dobrik, David Dobrik, David Dobrik,

David Dobrik, David Dobrik, David Dobrik)