Jomblo - Saykoji

Gua punya temen

Malam minggu dia melongo

Soal cewe dia dongo

Tapi dia bukan homo

Dia cuma seorang jomblo

Yahh…

Saykoji

Lagu ini gua tujuin khusus buat jomblo jomblo

Malam minggu kesepian dan sendirian

Tapi ngaku ama temen punya pendirian

Ngakunya blom tertarik punya pasangan

Padahal di dalam hati trus berangan

Tampang bukanlah yang menjadi alasan

Karena ngak jelek cukup pas-pasan

Tapi ngak pernah bisa punya pacar

Emang model kaya gini harus banyak belajar

Liat cewek cuman bisa maen suit suit

Sok sok ngegodain sambil bibir tuit tuit

Disangka cewek demen dibikin begitu

Cuman sama cewek murahan taktik itu jitu

Pantesan lo jomblo sepanjang abad

Berpikir dewasa aja masih super lambat

Yang ngerasa jomblo suka bengong mata belo

Lagu satu ini emang khusus buat elo

Malam minggu dia melongo

Soal cewe dia dongo

Tapi dia bukan homo

Dia cuma seorang jomblo

PDKT baju gak diganti

Apalagi udah seharian kagak mandi

Lalu pengen ngedeketin gadis-gadis

Udah pasti mereka menolak dengan sadis

Terus sok pinter di depan cewek

Ngomong panjang lebar merasa pw

Padahal baca buku atau koran aja kagak

Otak masih bego di depan cewek belagak

Waktu pacaran dia ngajak makan

Terus minta dibayarin blak2an

Udah gitu makan di restoran mahal

Lo pikir cewek seneng, kagak bakal

Kalo kaga pengen jomblo mesti tau diri

Jangan liat cowok lain punya cewek cantik iri

Mungkin dia memang pria sejati

Yang PDKT ama cewek lewat hati

Malam minggu dia melongo

Soal cewe dia dongo

Tapi dia bukan homo

Dia cuma seorang jomblo

Makanye cara paling baek supaya elo kagak jomblo

Lo mesti berubah karna dunia tuh ga seperti daun kelor

Coba lo pikirin

Banyakan majalah cewek daripada majalah cowok

Mereka tuh lebih banyak masukan

Jelas aja lo keliatan bego

Makanya sekarang saatnya berubah

Apa yang udah gw bilang jangan lupa

Cowok yang lebih gentlemen cewek suka

Daripada malu taro mana tuh muka

Jadilah lelaki yang apa adanya

Jangan terlalu caper makanya

Kalo ngomong ama cewek liat matanya

Jangan liat yang lain denger kata katanya

Malam minggu dia melongo

Soal cewe dia dongo

Tapi dia bukan homo

Dia cuma seorang jomblo

Nama saya kisron dari tegal

Saya 25 taun loh jomblo

Saya ngikutin kata-kata nya mas saykoji

Langsung dapet cewek

Malam minggu dia melongo

Soal cewe dia dongo

Tapi dia bukan homo

Dia cuma seorang jomblo

Untuk semua jomblo di Indonesia

Bersemangatlah

Karna hari kemenangan akan segera tiba

I have a friend

Sunday night he stares

He asked about the girl

But he is not gay

He's just a bachelor

Well…

Saykoji

This song is specifically intended for singles

Weekend nights are lonely and alone

But I admit that my friend has a point of view

He admits that he is not interested in having a partner

Even though in the heart, it's chestnut

Looks are not the reason

Because it's not bad enough

But I could never have a girlfriend

A model like this must learn a lot

See girls can only play suit suit

Teasing every now and then while smacking her lips

I thought demented girls were made like that

Just like a cheap girl, that tactic is accurate

You deserve to be single throughout the century

Thinking as an adult is still super slow

Those who feel unmarried like to be angry

This song is special for you

Sunday night he stares

He asked about the girl

But he is not gay

He's just a bachelor

PDKT clothes are not changed

Especially since I haven't showered in a day

Then want to get close to girls

It is certain that they rejected it with a sadistic attitude

Keep being smart in front of girls

Talk at length feel pw

Even though it's okay to read a book or a newspaper

The brain is still dumb in front of the beret girl

During courtship, he invites you to eat

Keep asking to be paid blak2an

Already eating at an expensive restaurant

You think girls are happy, it's not

If you want to be single, you must know yourself

Don't be jealous of other guys who have beautiful girls

Maybe he is a real man

The PDKT is a girl with a heart

Sunday night he stares

He asked about the girl

But he is not gay

He's just a bachelor

That's the best way to avoid being single

Lo must change because the world is not like moringa leaves

Think about it

More girls' magazines than boys' magazines

They have more input

Obviously you look stupid

So now is the time to change

Don't forget what I said

Guys who are more gentlemen girls like

Instead of being shy, where is your face?

Be the man you are

Don't be too caper then

If you talk to a girl, look in her eyes

Don't look at others and listen to what he said

Sunday night he stares

He asked about the girl

But he is not gay

He's just a bachelor

My name is Kisron from Tegal

I am 25 years old and single

I follow his words Mr. Saykoji

Immediately got a girl

Sunday night he stares

He asked about the girl

But he is not gay

He's just a bachelor

For all singles in Indonesia

Be enthusiastic

Because the day of victory will soon arrive