Dickweed - Satanic Surfers

You think you’re alone

You’re the only one who’s got those problems with yourself

Cause you don’t know anyone else

Who’s ever masturbated twice a day

You think you’re insane

Because you think the thoughts you think every time you see a girl

You enter your green world, you close your eyes and then you dream away

But let me tell you, it’s good and it’s ok

To masturbate everyday

You think you’re alone

You’re the only one who’s got those problems with yourself

Cause you don’t know anyone else

Who’s ever masturbated twice a day