Nobody's Perfect - Sarah Silverman

Nobody's Perfect - Sarah Silverman

Год
2005
Язык
`English`
Длительность
233700

Below is the lyrics of the song Nobody's Perfect , artist - Sarah Silverman with translation

Lyrics " Nobody's Perfect "

Original text with translation

Nobody's Perfect

Sarah Silverman

Abraham Lincoln, we get it you’re tall

You don’t need the hat too

Or maybe you do

Mother Teresa, two words: B.O.

She was nice I’ll give her that

But she didn’t smell like a rose

She did a lot of good in the world

But guess who…

Smelled like poo

Nobody’s perfect

No one at all

Nobody’s perfect

There’s always a fault

Don’t go thinking you’re any better

There’s always something wrong

George Washington Carver

Changed the world with his nuts

He sat on a few and invented peanut butter with his butt

Who cares about the peanut?

Peanut’s like the penny of snack foods

And well well well, look who’s on the penny

I’m surprised they’re tall enough

(You know who)

Gandhi, do you ever wash

That white sheet that you wear?

Do you have a last name

Or is it just like Cher?

You hunger-striked for peace

When the truth was you hated your thighs

Enough with the lies

And it’s time to wash that sheet

Nobody’s perfect

No one at all

Nobody’s perfect

There’s always a fault

Don’t go thinking you’re any better

There’s always something wrong

Nobody’s perfect

I’m not perfect

I’m way too pretty first of all

I eat and eat like a pig and not gain a pound

The doctor’s worried about that by the way

My IQ is like four million

Which is … it can’t be a burden, actually

You wouldn’t understand

I like to think of myselfas very Jesus-y

I can say that because I don’t think…

He was the savior, anything

I just, I’m into peace

Plus I wear sandals

You know, he wore sandals

So there’s that.

But mostly

We have the same hair

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