That's What I Wish - Sarah Silverman

I just tried to be like the others,

but I pooped instead.

I tried to join in with my brothers.

I pooped instead.

and I wish it never happened,

that’s what I wish

and I also wish so many things.

I wish every child had a mother.

that’s what I wish.

I wish we could love one another.

if I had one wish

and I wish all the nations belonged to one world

and I wish all religion was love.

and I wish the retarded

were re-smarted

that’s what I wish

that’s what I wish