Fake Problems - Sappho

Sometimes my hands fly into the sky

And I don’t even think about it

Sometimes the floor falls away from my feet

And I don’t even think about it

Ahh

Sometimes real life gets so crazy

Sorting through like Apple’s Daisy, I

Wish my hands would fly into the sky

So I wouldn’t have to think about it

Gimme fake problems, I can fake solve 'em

I gotta get a win, I gotta get it in

Gimme fake problems, I can fake solve 'em

I gotta get a win, I gotta get it in

I’m a real being with real feelings

I gotta get 'em out, I gotta sing it loud

Gimme fake problems, I can fake solve 'em

I’m dancing with the Devil till I beat another level, I got

Fake problems

When I explode cause I set off a bomb

I don’t even think about it

Whatever, whatever, oh, I’m gonna respawn

So I don’t need to think about it

In real life I’m not heroic

Sometimes I get anthrophobic, and

It makes me wanna set off a bomb

So I don’t need to think about it

Gimme fake problems, I can fake solve 'em

I gotta get a win, I gotta get it in

Gimme fake problems, I can fake solve 'em

I gotta get a win, I gotta get it in

I’m a real being with real feelings

I gotta get 'em out, I gotta sing it loud

Gimme fake problems, I can fake solve 'em

I’m dancing with the Devil till I beat another level, I got

Fake problems

Dancing with the Devil I got

Fake problems

Till I beat another level baby

And when I beat that final boss

It’s such a rush it puts an end to all the chaos and

When I plug in my high score

I’m always at the top of the board, but

Real life puts me off my game

I forget, I sign cheques with my username and

I wish my hands would fly into the sky

So I wouldn’t have to think about it

Ahh

Gimme fake problems, I can fake solve 'em

I gotta get a win, I gotta get it in

Ahh

Gimme fake problems, I can fake solve 'em

I gotta get a win, I gotta get it in

I’m a real being with real feelings

I gotta get em out, I gotta sing it loud

Gimme fake problems, I can fake solve 'em

I’m dancing with the Devil till I beat another level, I got

Fake problems

Dancing with the Devil I got

Fake problems

Till I beat another level baby

I wish my hands would fly into the sky

So I wouldn’t have to think about it