Les Perroquets - Sacha Distel

Un gros mari plein d’arrogance

Après deux mois et demi d’absence

Rentra chez lui plein de méfiance

Envers sa femme trop jolie

Il inspecta toutes les pièces

La questionna en vain sans cesse

Cherchant une preuve manifeste

Quand tout à coup il entendit

Son perroquet crier ceci:

Coco

Profitons-en, il est parti, parti, parti

Mon vieux mari

Profitons-en, il est parti, parti, parti

Cet abruti

Il entra dans une telle colère

Que tous les meubles en tremblèrent

Que l’perroquet dans sa volière

En demeura interloqué

Puis il couru conter sa peine

A son ami le plus fidèle

Qui se sentit devenir blême

En entendant son perroquet

Se mettre soudain à crier:

Coco

Profitons-en, il est parti, parti, parti

Mon vieux mari

Profitons-en, il est parti, parti, parti

Cet abruti

Le beau mari bombant le torse

Rouge de honte claqua la porte

En criant: Le diable m’emporte

Je m’en vais voir mon avocat

Et en soufflant comme un cloporte

Chez son avocat se transporte

Mais quand on sonna à la porte

Il entendit à l’intérieur

Deux perroquets crier en choeur

Coco

Profitons-en, il est parti, parti, parti

Mon vieux mari

Profitons-en, il est parti, parti, parti

Cet abruti

A fat husband full of arrogance

After two and a half months of absence

Returned home full of distrust

To his too pretty wife

He inspected all the rooms

Questioned her endlessly in vain

Looking for clear evidence

When suddenly he heard

His parrot scream this:

coconut

Let's enjoy it, it's gone, gone, gone

my old husband

Let's enjoy it, it's gone, gone, gone

This jerk

He got into such a rage

That all the furniture shook

Than the parrot in its aviary

In remained taken aback

Then he ran to tell his pain

To his most faithful friend

Who felt himself turning pale

Hearing his parrot

Suddenly start shouting:

coconut

Let's enjoy it, it's gone, gone, gone

my old husband

Let's enjoy it, it's gone, gone, gone

This jerk

The handsome husband puffing out his chest

Red with shame slammed the door

Shouting: The devil take me

I'm going to see my lawyer

And puffing like a woodlouse

At his lawyer's house

But when the doorbell rang

He heard inside

Two parrots shouting in chorus

coconut

Let's enjoy it, it's gone, gone, gone

my old husband

Let's enjoy it, it's gone, gone, gone

This jerk