North Charleston - Ryan Carter

I’m a loser, fuck, a big loser

I’m a dick, get out your dick-ruler

2 balls and they look blueish

Went on a date, and I looked foolish

Melissa Hart blow-up doll, I’m lickin on it

Yeah you can say, I lost my virginity on it

Fucked hard and I nutted twice

I’m steady moanin', It ain’t moanin' back

I dissed myself on my last album

Guess nobody heard about or bought my last album!

Don’t knock it, til you tried it out

Plastic pussy got some power

Born lame, now I’m kinda famous

Shout-out my cookie bro.

Amos!

I’m just hiking out in North Charleston

Mountain biking out in North Charleston

Getting lynched right in North Charleston

Why the fuck you give a shit?

What up North Charleston!

I’m just hiking out in North Charleston

Mountain biking out in North Charleston

Getting lynched right in North Charleston

Why the fuck you give a shit?

What up North Charleston!

Banned from the malls and the court too

Streaking naked, right the fuck through

Food court, want beef stroganoff!

Told me put some fucking clothes on and stop wacking off

The police arrived with damn tasers

They grab they guns, cuz of my green laser

Said if you got a weapon, better drop it killer

I’m a rapper, let’s shoot it out, might get a deal jigga

Music royalties, made two figures

If you’re listening thank you, I’ll write a sonnet about you

On a date, girl got flab

Told her get on top, I might die, you like a stone slab

I lost my money, she don’t fuck no more

I want some sucking, grab the dust-buster

Forgot she had about ten kids

Walked into the room yelling «mama, who’s that black jig?!»

I’m just hiking out in North Charleston

Mountain biking out in North Charleston

Getting lynched right in North Charleston

Why the fuck you give a shit?

What up North Charleston!

I’m just hiking out in North Charleston

Mountain biking out in North Charleston

Getting lynched right in North Charleston

Why the fuck you give a shit?

What up North Charleston!