Let's Mingle - Ryan Carter

Uh, picknic by the burning bush

She pinched me on my hairy tush

Hoola-hoop, double dutch, man

Dang, tuna sandwich with no crust

She’s tired of my petty squandering

I’m 'bout to take a trip to Orleans, uh

Then an island that seems Hawaiian, uh

Then make her disappear like the Mayans

Yeah, now she find out I lied about my inches

Yeah, I told her mind her fucking business, haha

Shit she refused to wash my dirty dishes

She’s sucking my friends, I can’t even grind with her

Damn, she slap me all day and night

Kicked me in the butt so hard, now I don’t shit right

I get a restraining order, that’s life

Nick Da Quick tell the girls, I’m single for the night!

Yeah, Let’s mingle

Race don’t even matter Black, White, Asian, Latino

I’m licking on some of em, I’m sniffin' on some of em

Melissa Joan Hart got a teenage witch for me, wassup

Yeah, Let’s mingle, hey let’s mingle

Tonight Let’s mingle

And I’m licking on some of em, I’m sniffin' on some of em

Melissa Joan Hart got a teenage witch for me, wassup

Riding on the bus, in the back

Civil rights, but I cares less for the flack

And I’m kinda feeling like a brat

So when girls call, I text and send a selfie back

Chicks hate it when I do that shit

And when I get home send her a dick-pic

Her husband call me back to see who that is

Man I hate it when they do that shit

Spongebob t-shirt, Batman drawers

Now watch me take these cartoons off

Girl I’m bout to set it off

Yeah, I bang you for an hour, still can’t get it up

Swimming trunks and bathing suits

Can’t swim I might drown, that’s the honest truth

When I finish quick, then she wanna fight

Jiggamane tell them girls I’m single for the night

Yeah, Let’s mingle

Race don’t even matter Black, White, Asian, Latino

I’m licking on some of em, I’m sniffin' on some of em

Melissa Joan Hart got a teenage witch for me, wassup

Yeah, Let’s mingle, hey let’s mingle

Tonight Let’s mingle

And I’m licking on some of em, I’m sniffin' on some of em

Melissa Joan Hart got a teenage witch for me, wassup

Now she got on a skin-tight dress

My crotch and zipper is compressed

And I been gushing all day at her

I make her feel Retarded like Ben Stiller

She used to be my primary baby-sitter

When I was little she tried to run off and take me with her

I say straight up, she say she just playing

Then I eats out her crevise filled with pork Spam

Uh, dating the fine sourthern pine

The Klan left me hanging on a clothes line

I cut the noose off: two times

About to cal the FBI: Hate Crime

She charged a dollar, I paid ten dimes

We both say we clean and we both lying

Now I got a itchy dong, what a fun night

Meet me at Starbucks if your single for the night

Yeah, Let’s mingle

Race don’t even matter Black, White, Asian, Latino

I’m licking on some of em, I’m sniffin' on some of em

Melissa Joan Hart got a teenage witch for me, wassup

Yeah, Let’s mingle, hey let’s mingle

Tonight Let’s mingle

And I’m licking on some of em, I’m sniffin' on some of em

Melissa Joan Hart got a teenage witch for me, wassup