Doo-Doo Everywhere - Ryan Carter

Suburban Michigan, homie, yeah that’s where I stay

Message to the Trump supporters, get up out my face

And the Wolf keep trippin', playing pranks everyday

Put a hairy transvestite next to where I lay

Plane ticket: Miami, but I don’t recall the trip

He was thick as shit, yeah, and had them Jay-Z lips

Doo-doo everywhere yeah, fat rolls on his hips

Pulled a gun on me yeah, I think I’m bout to take a shit

He said he wanna bang me, but Hell naw, he got a dick

Said he wanna bang me, but Hell naw, he got a dick

Look, my doo-doo's everywhere, diarrhea sprayed his lip

Yeah, my doo-doo's everywhere, fecal matter on his chips

Spray, spray, spray, spray

Spray, spray, spray

Yeah, I wanna hit the party, and do some pantomime

But I rarely leave my room, or my Melissa Hart shrine

Staring deeply at her face while I’m dreaming of the past

But I live in doom and gloom, while I pass gas

Missed the PyCon Conference, Portland Oregon staff (sorry)

Wolf said for the women, but I think that Imma pass

They don’t wanna bang me, cuz I’m successful and on top

They might wanna bang me, if I was jailed or selling rocks

I don’t fuck with thots, drinking stopped, sipping on a juice box

My doo-doo's spraying everywhere

Said I don’t fuck with thots, drinking stopped, sipping on a juice box

My doo-doo's spraying everywhere

My doo-doo's everywhere, Trump rally’s make me shit

My doo-doo's everywhere, polls show: I’m da shit

And I almost drove to Canada

Patrol be transfixed

My doo-doo's hit-and-miss, like Republican leadership

Spray, spray, spray, spray

Spray, spray, spray

Spray, spray, spray

Spray, spray, spray, FLUSH!