Boobs - Ruth Wallis

You’ve gotta have boobs

If you want to impress tycoons and rubes

You need boobs to fill out a sweater

You need 2 but 3 might be better

(That's one in the back for dancing)

Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doo

You’ve gotta be stacked

Hey, you gotta be grouped

Individually packed

For with boobs you can start a romance off

Make a man stand right up and take his… hat off

(I know it doesn’t rhyme, ducky, but it does keep me legitimate)

To make a bull for the earth and Even a cow has to show her utters

You’ve gotta have boobs

Some push 'em up

Some stick 'em out

And some keep 'em flappin' in the breeze

Some tie then down because if they don’t

They would hang down to their knees

Just you tease

You’ve gotta have boobies

If you want men to offer diamonds and rubies

Why, even a tennis player would knock his balls out

(Over the net)

For a chick who fills each cup until she falls out

Big, small, medium, or oversized

They’ve all got that flavor and it’s You’ve gotta have boobs

Now, some have enough

And some have too much

And some, like me, could stand a whole lot more

Some are like watermelons

And some are like grapes

And some are like knobs upon the door

What’s your score?

You’ve gotta be filled

Two fried eggs will never grab him like grapefruits will

(And they’re both breakfast foods)

But listen girls, don’t try to fool your lover

Remember, he can go to Good Year if he wants rubber

Some men are leg men and some are behind men

But if he’s a boobs man even a blind man’ll find 'em

You’ve gotta have boobs

You think it’s easy to write songs like this?

Lots of research

Just think if all us girls had boobies with fluorination

We could take the cavities out of the whole damn nation

A nibble a day keeps the dentist away

All like big knockers

(This goes over great in Israel)

You’ve gotta have boobs

Oh, be kind to your flat-chested friends

Tomorrow she may be bigger than you are

You start out with A-cup and wind up with E-cup

Silicon’s a girl’s best friend.