The Hearse Song - Rusty Cage

Don’t ever laugh as a hearse goes by

For you may be the next to die

They wrap you up in bloody sheets

To drop you 6 feet underneath

They put you in a pinewood box

And cover you up with dirt and rocks

It all goes well for about a week

And then your coffin begins to leak

And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out

The worms play pinochle on your snout

They eat your eyes, they eat your nose

As you begin to decompose

A slimy beetle with demon’s eyes

Chews through your stomach and out your sides

Your stomach turns to rancid grease

And puss pours out like melted cheese

You spread it on a slice of bread

And that’s what you’ll eat when you’re dead

And the worms crawl out, the worms crawl in

The ones that crawl in are lean and thin

The ones that crawl out are fat and stout

Your eyes fall in and your hair falls out

Your brain turns into maggot pie

Your liver starts to liquify

And for the living, all is well

As you sink further into hell

And the flames rise up to drag you down

Into the fire where you will drown

Your skin melts off as you descend

And Satan tears you limb from limb

Your suffering will never end

And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out

They’ll eat your guts and then shit them out

And when your bones begin to rot

The worms remain, but you do not

So don’t ever laugh as a hearse goes by

For someday, you’ll be the one to die

And when Death brings his cold despair

Ask yourself, «Will anyone care?»