Coke - Russian Girlfriends

How much did that hoodie cost?

Generic tats, satanic cross

Picture perfect poser punk rock jock

Your head grew bigger than the scene

You thought you were respected in

An obese black sheep

Bullying the flock

Don’t call be brother

You’d pimp your own mother

If it meant you’d crawl to the top

You missed your calling

You should’ve been a cop

The list of name drops seem to grow

With every bump of shitty blow

I don’t know who you’re trying to impress

Belly up to the bar to brag

About the time you blew Black Flag

I don’t fucking need to hear the rest

Don’t call be brother

You’d pimp your own mother if it meant

You’d crawl to the top

You missed your calling

You should’ve been a cop

You were never a minor threat

You’re the reason punk rock is dead

Besides it’s all a fucking advertisement

And I don’t even like Pepsi