Read U Wrote U - The Cast of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars, Season 2, RuPaul

Lookie here.

Listen up…

I’m the one, oh!

Hey, girls, my name’s Alaska

I got a tiny little question to ask ya

Who’s that bitch that’s on the top?

Oh, wait, that’s me!

Hey, Porkchop!

You’re born naked, the rest is drag

But your face just needs a paper bag

Gimme a challenge and I’ll crush you all

Changin' the game like my name’s RuPaul

Line 'em up, front to back

I’m sendin' bitches home like a heart attack

Mess with me and you’ll wind up in a casket

I’m Dorothy, you’re Toto, get in the basket!

I’ll read you down beneath the ground

Could you hold my purse while I snatch the crown?

Legacy, remember my name

'Cause you’re gonna see me hangin' in the hall of fame!

Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you

Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you

Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you

Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you

You’ve been read

I’m the one, one, one

I’m- I’m the one, one, one, one

I’m the one, one, one

I’m- I’m the one

Detox comin' at you with a slow verse

I’ma speed it up, I had to shut it down first

Killin' bitches so hard need a pink hearse

I ain’t sayin' I’m the best, but I ain’t the worst

You see me shinin' I’m tryin' to take this primetime

I see you whinin' and cryin';

take that to Lifetime

So epic that it’s poetic, I spit it on a dime

On Reddit, you look pathetic with that nursery rhyme

You can’t stand me?

I don’t blame you

If Ru’s number 1, then I’m number 2

You disagree?

Well, that’s on you

Eyes on the chalkboard, I’ll spell it out for you

D to the E to the T to the O to the- Hold it… X

Naomi Campbell-ing the hoes to the crown, next!

Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you

Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you

Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you

Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you

You’ve been read

I’m the one, one, one

I’m- I’m the one, one, one, one

I’m the one, one, one

I’m- I’m the one

Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova

But your dad just calls me Katya

I’m the bright red scare with the long blonde hair

Always keep 'em coming back for more

You’re a basic ass hoe and it’s your time to go

So bitch let me show you the door

Cause it’s me whose getting laid and I’m always getting paid;

The only high class Russian whore

I’m a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress

That’s a rash, not a herpes sore

Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets

Baby, are you ready for this Cold War?

Katya Zamolodchikova

Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you

Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you

Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you

Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you

You’ve been read

I’m the one, one, one

I’m- I’m the one, one, one, one

I’m the one, one, one

I’m- I’m the one

I’m Roxxxy Andrews and I’m here to make it clear

I know you love me, baby, that’s why you brought me here

Was a bitch on Season 5, I’m gonna make it right

Give me a sewing challenge and I’ll give you what you like

I’m full of tricks, baby, just like on Halloween

A room full of monsters and it makes me wanna scream

I have to get this right so you don’t waste your time

Not like my comedy, I’m killing on this rhyme

I’m gonna show you what I can do

You’re going crazy and seeing two

It’s not my fault, you can’t blame my game

All these other hoes, but they’re all the same

Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you

Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you

Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you, read you

Wrote you, told you, now I- now I read you

You’ve been read

I’m the one, one, one

I’m- I’m the one, one, one, one

I’m the one, one, one

I’m- I’m the one

Wrote you, wrote you, told you, now I-

Wrote you, wrote you, told you, now I read you, read you