Read a Book Tom - Runk

I love a chick that’s smart with a wicked arse

I could kiss the stars when a spliff is sparked

If they diss my art, dismissive bars

Bunch of bullshit like religon class

After I rap this classic song

I’mma smash another packet of Maxibon’s

Find another lass to be mackin' on

Tryna get gassed so I pack the bong

This bastards high, glassy eyed

The party don’t start till I’m partly fried

One day, I’ll have a gnarly ride, Ferrari type

Then I’ll start to fly…

So, read a book, Tom

You might learn something

I know we don’t get a long

But we can burn something

Read a book, Tom

Oh, won’t you read a book, Tom

Just read a book, Tom

So we can all get along

RUNK’s a damn punk band that plays funk jams

While we sample skunk strands

I’m an ample frontman

Pessimistic peasant but a menace with the penmanship

Reckless & relentless testing tempers till hysterics hit

Hectic as a feminist pledging for some censorship

When I pen a script, I’m negligent pleasantly effortless

Save the date for my great escape

Wake & bake when you play my tape

Suggesting what I say should be better in its taste?

Get pepper sprayed then left in a grave

Save the date for my great escape

Wake & bake when you play my tape

Suggesting what I say should be better in its taste?

Get pepper sprayed then left in a graveee…

So, read a book, Tom

You might learn something

I know we don’t get a long

But we can burn something

Read a book, Tom

Oh, won’t you read a book, Tom

Just read a book, Tom

So we can all get along

Bridge

Life gave me lemons so I made lemonade

Put roofies in a glass then I gave them to my mate

Life gave my lemons so I made lemonade

Put roofies in a glass then I gave then I gave them to my mate

Life gave me lemons so I made lemonade

Put roofies in a glass then I gave them to my mate

Life gave me lemons so I made lemonade

Put roofies in a glass then I gave them to your mate!

So, read a book, Tom

You might learn something

I know we don’t get a long

But we can burn something

Read a book, Tom

Oh, won’t you read a book, Tom

Just read a book, Tom

So we can all move on…