The Legend of Captain Yarrface - Rumahoy

It’s me, Captain Yarrface!

And this song is all about my life

Are you ready?

Here we go

Born in the sea at the age of five

I’ve drank lots of rum every day of my life

Once I was sailing all around the place

When a giant shark ate my entire face

I punched that stupid great white shark

Right between the eyes

'Cos I am Captain Yarrface

And I will never die

Yo ho and a bottle of rum

Steal some treasure, fire a gun

Yo ho and a bottle of rum

Set sail!

Drink ale!

Yo ho and a bottle of rum

Captain Yarrface number one

Yo ho and a bottle of rum

Set sail!

Drink ale!

Rum!

Ahoy!

Yarr!

Rum!

Ahoy!

Yarr!

Yo ho ho!

Well I didn’t have a face and I didn’t have a crew

So there was only one thing left to do

I put on a mask, and I started a band

And now I sing songs all across the land

I baked the biggest pie

I killed 100 guys

I’ve only got one eye

And I will never die

Yo ho and a bottle of rum

Steal some treasure, fire a gun

Yo ho and a bottle of rum

Set sail!

Drink ale!

Yo ho and a bottle of rum

Captain Yarrface number one

Yo ho and a bottle of rum

Set sail!

Drink ale!

Rum!

Ahoy!

Yarr!

Rum!

Ahoy!

Yarr!

Yo ho ho!

We’re the greatest pirate band, in the fucking world

All those other pirate bands, make we want to hurl

I’ll spew all over Running Wild

I’ll vomit on Red Rum

I’ll chuck my guts on Swashbuckle

And Alestorm are shit

I baked the biggest pie

I killed 100 guys

I’ve only got one eye

And I will never die

Yo ho and a bottle of rum

Steal some treasure, fire a gun

Yo ho and a bottle of rum

Set sail!

Drink ale!

Yo ho and a bottle of rum

Captain Yarrface number one

Yo ho and a bottle of rum

Set sail!

Drink ale!

Rum!

Ahoy!

Yarr!

Rum!

Ahoy!

Yarr!

Yo ho ho!