Huffman, the Pirate King - Rumahoy

There’s a pirate brave and true, He lives so far away

But when it comes to pirate quests, he’ll be there any day

Drinking rum and eating meat, Is what he likes to do

But if you cross him be afraid, He’ll chop your head in two

He lives in Lincoln Illinois

Wenches for men and for the boys

He takes his cheescake seriously

Ya ha ha harr

He’s the king, He’s the one who rules the seas

He’s the man, He’s the pirate we want to be

He’s a hero, He’s a fighter brave and true

He is the king of the pirates

Huffman !

Huffman !

He’s the mighty pirate king

Huffman !

Huffman !

For his glory we will sing

Once i knew a pirate man, who did not like his food

So Huffman punched his face in half, And flavor be pursed

He filled his restaurant to the brim, With piracy and yarr

With rumsahoy by his side, His legacy spread far

He is a chef of pirate steel

He will throw you overboard

If you don’t eat his pirate meal

Ya ha ha harr