Waxies Dargle -

Says my aulЂ™ wan to your aulЂ™ wan

Will ye go to the waxies dargle?

Says your aulЂ™ wan to my aulЂ™ wan,

I havenЂ™t got a farthing.

I went up to monto town

To see uncle mcardle

But he wouldnЂ™t give me a half a crown

For to go to the waxies dargle.

What will ya have?

!

IЂ™ll have a pint!

IЂ™ll have a pint with you, sir!

And if one of yaЂ™ doesnЂ™t order soon

WeЂ™ll be chucked out of the boozer!

Says my aulЂ™ wan to your aulЂ™ wan

Will ye go to the galway races?

Says your aulЂ™ wan to my aulЂ™ wan,

IЂ™ll hawk me aulЂ™ manЂ™s braces.

I went up to capel street

To the jewish moneylenders

But he wouldnЂ™t give me a couple of bob

For the aulЂ™ manЂ™s red suspenders.

Says my aulЂ™ wan to your aulЂ™ wan

We got no beef or mutton

If we went up to monto town

We might get a drink for nuttinЂ™

HereЂ™s a nice piece of advice

I got from an aulЂ™ fishmonger:

When food is scarce and you see the hearse

YouЂ™ll know you have died of hunger.

Says my aulЂ™ wan to your aulЂ™ wan

Will ye come to the waxies dargle?

Says your aulЂ™ wan to my aulЂ™ wan,

Sure I havenЂ™t got a farthing.

IЂ™ve just been down to monto town

To see uncle mcardle

But he didnЂ™t have half a crown

For to go to the waxies dargle.

What are ye having, will ye have a pint?

Yes, IЂ™ll have a pint with you, sir,

And if one of us doesnЂ™t order soon

WeЂ™ll be thrown out of the boozer.

Says my aulЂ™ wan to your aulЂ™ wan

Will ye come to the galway races?

Says your aulЂ™ wan to my aulЂ™ wan,

With the price of my aulЂ™ ladЂ™s braces.

I went down to capel street

To the jew man moneylenders

But they wouldnЂ™t give me a couple of bob on

My aulЂ™ ladЂ™s suspenders.

Says my aulЂ™ wan to your aulЂ™ wan

We have no beef or mutton

But if we go down to monto town

We might get a drink for nuttinЂ™

HereЂ™s a piece of good advice

I got from an aulЂ™ fishmonger:

When food is scarce and you see the hearse

YouЂ™ll know you have died of hunger.