Rules and Regulations - Rufus Wainwright

I will never be as cute as you, according to the board of human relations

I will never fly as high as you, according to the board of public citations

These are just the rules and regulations

Of the birds, and the bees

The earth, and the trees,

Not to mention the gods, not to mention the gods

All my little life I’ve wanted to roam

Even if it was just inside my own home

Then one little day I chanced to look back

Saw you sittin' there, being a sad culprit

These are just the rules and regulations

Of the birds, and the bees

The earth, and the trees,

Not to mention the gods, not to mention the gods

These are just the rules and regulations

Yeah, these are just the rules and regulations

And I like every one, yes I like every one

Must follow them